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TV-Guy

TV-Guy

Nathan Keelson

TV-Guy's History

"I know what you are thinking right now. Why the f**k is MY image a glass of wine. Well, let me tell all you precocious little miscreants why. That is my favorite drink, and right now, I don't have an image. I simply don't want to, but I exist in all our your imaginations and in all of your screens as a tiny fragment of the Primordial One's imagination. Well, I manifested myself as my favorite drink, and I kind of wish I could have a drink right now along with a bag of Doritos, but I can't. When I want a picture, I'll get one, but for now, I am watching all of you. Think of me, and I'll be with you in every moment. You, my friends, are not alone. Do not fear, for I am always with you."

- Your friend, TV-Guy (who can break the fourth wall just like me - Deadpool: Akhil did not write this, TV-Guy did. Akhil is underage!)