Brain-O (Brain-O)

Brain-O's History

One day while Emily (Lazer Princess) and Dawn (Batdyke) were fighting over something stupid, this being appeared and blow in their door, glided across the room and sent Emily into one of her stupid astral voyages, this time to the big bang (or shortly before if you believe her perverted story). She passed many lonely millenia until she met and befriended a young woman on the first planet to evolve sentient life, whom she cajoled into building a fleet of star cruisers and become the First Universal Tyrant as her planet was among about a dozen containing conquer-able peoples. So attaining dominion over them all the woman grew despondant knowing there was nothing left to achieve and so blew up her own flagship woth herself aboard. In the burst of cosmic rays, Emily called out for a friend and thus was born Brain-O. It (it's very uptight about pronouns and does ever so much hate binaries and heirarchies) is therefore by default Emily's oldest friend and one of few beings in existence who can keep her in check when she gets too wild. It is also the premiere telekinetic on all of reality, able to percieve and control with iltimate dexterity, all matter within it's sensory range down to the subatomic scale.

It can do so with such precision as to effect a form of molecular mind control in beings with neuron based brains, causing them to percieve ot as an androgynous member of any species it has seen.

As noted it posseses no gender. Likewise it is militantly asexual, regarding all forms of physical relations as rubbish. It has used ita vast bast powers to accumulate inconcieveable levels of wealth yet finds the whole process revolting and is as likely to burn cash as horde it. It soends a lot of time preaching it's one slapdash socialist economic philosophies to criminals it apprehends, urging them to stop stealing INDISCRIMINANTLY, but always stopping short of actually encouraging theft as a political tool outright.